by Rhys A Jones
“Well in that case I’ll have a pint of…Santa’s Butt?”
“And a bottle of Rudolphs Revenge.”
- 83%
“You were the last one here.”
“I – Get outta here. I’m not kissing a toad.”
- 68 %
by Alicia Michaels
“I could not have told you how old she was, which was one of the things about girls I had begun to hate.”
by Helena Newbury