by G.L. Carriger
“She was sipping something that smelled of fish and lawn clippings.
Probably clam juice with wheatgrass.
There was no accounting for kelpie taste buds – odd things happened when horses went swimming.”
- 90%
“She was sipping something that smelled of fish and lawn clippings.
Probably clam juice with wheatgrass.
There was no accounting for kelpie taste buds – odd things happened when horses went swimming.”
- 90%
“Well in that case I’ll have a pint of…Santa’s Butt?”
“And a bottle of Rudolphs Revenge.”
- 83%
“I look pretty good in a tutu,”
“I bet you do.”
“What about you?”
“I’d look terrible in a tutu.”
- 38%
“Just how did you manage to get him to settle down enough to fall asleep?”
“I talked about myself. Apparently my life interests are enough to put even the most agitated of people into a coma.
- 25%
“You have to realise that while prison would be a good thing for me, it’d be a very bad thing for my obsession. See, there are a lot of people in prison. And they wouldn’t be able to run far.”
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